1. My dream of completing a full marathon looks bleaker by the day. Do they have it in virtual reality?
2. I am going to be overweight around this time next year. Only my pants will prove me right or wrong.
3. I am becoming a dinosaur. Like, all these new artists really confuse me. MTV doesn't fit me no more. I am more at home watching MTV Classic or those One Hit Wonders. Let's not even talk about the radio stations I listen to. I am edging towards Lite FM and Sinar *gasp!*
4. Hollywood movie writers are running out of ideas. Last year they made Die Hard, Rambo sequels. Before that it was Rocky and Bullwinkle. This year it's Indiana Jones. I'm not even going to touch on the re-makes. What next? ET Strikes Back? Poltergeist 4? Nightmare on Elm Street 20? Friday the 13th Part Hundred? Senario 15??!
5. I might not have anything to write about no more. I am not watching any movie. I am not reading anything. I am not doing anything. Did I say I was becoming a dinosaur? Make that petroleum.
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