Mom: Excuse me, do you sell videos? Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for? Kid: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup. Randal Graves: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again? Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup. Kid: Happy Scrappy! Mom: She loves it. Randal Graves: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All T*t-F*cking Volume 8", "I Need Your C*ck", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My C*nt Needs Shafts", "C*m Clean", "C*m-Gargling Naked Sl*ts", "C*m Buns III", "C*mming in Socks", "C*m On Eileen", "Huge Black C*cks and Pearly White C*m", "Girls Who Crave C*ck", "Girls Who Crave C*nt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink P*ssy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard C*ck". Uh-huh... yeah...
(turning to Mom) Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?
Clerks, 1994
It's been so long and since the sequel is coming out soon, anybody know where I can get a copy of Clerks? DVD ciplak preferred. And oh, since I'm asking anyway, Fargo too. Please? Pretty please?
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