Feeling down lately?
Do you feel like the whole world has an agenda against you?
Hate your boss? Your colleagues? Ex-girlfriends?
Do you feel that life just sucks?
Don't let the world bring you down. Use @#$%&!!
@#$%& has been clinically proven to provide release of stress, anger, anxiety and any other dumb psychiatric terms. Experts agree that @#$%& can improve your well-being and helps decrease tension levels in your body.
@#$%& is fast and easy to use. Best of all, @#$%& is FREE! There are no hidden costs. What you hear is what you get. The results speak for themselves.
Just say @#$%& 20 times a day for a stress-free workday. Whether you're in the office, the gym or even hanging out with friends, @#$%& works EVERYTIME.
@#$%& is recognised worlwide and is endorsed by celebrities such as Fred Durst, Eminem, Quentin Tarantino and even the great John McEnroe. Even our own Shahnon Ahmad has used @#$%& to express his ideas.
If they believe in @#$%&, why shouldn't you?
So the next time you're feeling down and miserable, scream @#$%& at the top of your lungs and watch your pain go away.
@#$%&. Don't talk to your enemies without it.
This public service announcement is brought to you by the Federal Union of Cakap Kotor or F.U.C.K. for short. Remember: When it comes to profanity, we're the authority.Surgeon General's Warning: Using @#$%& excessively may cause external body injuries inflicted by those who can't stand it or people who have a huge bloody ego.
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